The Long-Awaited Chronicles of the Tough & Busty

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Open Letter to the Downstairs Neighbor

DEAR JESUS FAN WHO LIVES DOWNSTAIRS FROM ME:
I can smell your marijuana. It smells quite potent. And if I can smell it, I bet other people can smell it too. Please don't burn down our apartment with your marijuana-smoking.

Love, The girl upstairs not smoking up

PS Please do not leave your Jesus pamphlets in my door knocker either.
PSS Dont blame the aftermath of your parties in the laundry room on unnamed "hoodlums". It was you and I know it.