Open Letter to the Downstairs Neighbor
DEAR JESUS FAN WHO LIVES DOWNSTAIRS FROM ME:
I can smell your marijuana. It smells quite potent. And if I can smell it, I bet other people can smell it too. Please don't burn down our apartment with your marijuana-smoking.
Love, The girl upstairs not smoking up
PS Please do not leave your Jesus pamphlets in my door knocker either.
PSS Dont blame the aftermath of your parties in the laundry room on unnamed "hoodlums". It was you and I know it.
I can smell your marijuana. It smells quite potent. And if I can smell it, I bet other people can smell it too. Please don't burn down our apartment with your marijuana-smoking.
Love, The girl upstairs not smoking up
PS Please do not leave your Jesus pamphlets in my door knocker either.
PSS Dont blame the aftermath of your parties in the laundry room on unnamed "hoodlums". It was you and I know it.

3 Comments:
At 8:32 AM,
The DogGrrrrl said…
THAT'S IT!!! Our national leaders never read the part in the bible where jeebus smokes the hookah! Finally, we can move forward with legalization. The lord is down with the herb!
At 7:01 PM,
Mr Anigans said…
Smoking pot won't give you cancer.
Smoking pot makes you smarter.
At 7:02 PM,
Mr Anigans said…
weird right?
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